Kavalsia Agency · Coaches

Coach at $50k+/mo? Free client-machine audit.

A good month from a referral, then it goes quiet, and your calendar depends on the algorithm’s mood again. We’ve run acquisition hands-on since 2020 across $130M+ in ad spend, and build the version that doesn’t do that: predictable, every week.

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Ad spend managed hands-on

Managed in 2024 alone

Brands built with

Peak ROI delivered

Booked calls, per week · same offer, same spend

Streak — referrals, launches, whatever's left over System — booked calls, engineered every week

Semi-public, after six years

You’ve probably never heard of us. That’s on purpose.

We’ve run acquisition privately since 2020, across $130M+ in ad spend and 30+ brands. This page is the first time in six years we’ve said any of it out loud, and here’s exactly how you get in.

How it works

One application. Two honest outcomes.

Apply, and we run a full acquisition audit on your business either way. If you’re approved, that audit becomes the agenda for a call and a walkthrough of exactly what we’d build for you.

You apply

A short business application. No payment, no obligation.

We audit, either way

Our experts and tools go through your acquisition system regardless of the outcome.

If approved, we call

We walk the findings with you and see if it’s a fit both ways.

You get the walkthrough

Exactly what we’d build, in what order, and why.

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Proof, not adjectives

Here’s what that build has actually done.

One piece of it: the email machine we build behind every offer, on a real account, on tape.

Klaviyo business performance dashboard showing total and email-attributed revenue

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The email machine we build behind every offer.

A real account, real buyers, and a Klaviyo login collecting dust. We built the flow stack once, on a calendar, and it has run itself since.

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$0Email-attributed, 32% of total

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What was off

No welcome, no cart, no post-purchase, no win-back. The list existed. Nothing was talking to it.

What runs now

Welcome, cart, browse, post-purchase and win-back, segmented by behaviour, running itself in the background.

KlaviyoLifecycle flowsSegmentationRetention

Server-side events, deduplicated, fed back into the platforms. Blended MER went 1.8 to 3.1 in one quarter. I can produce a receipt for every number in that sentence, which is exactly the point of hiring them.

Priya · CMO, supplements

I run my own numbers and I tried to catch them out. Could not do it. Every claim reconciled to the cent. They are the only agency I have kept past ninety days, and I am not an easy client.

Dan · operator, multi-brand

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The full build

That’s one piece. Here’s the whole machine.

It's a complete system, sharpened from your offer down to the sale, with the tracking to prove which part actually worked, not a channel bolted onto a booking link.

Offer and funnel

We sharpen your offer and build your application funnel, VSL and webinar, at no cost to you.

Advanced paid social

Meta, YouTube and TikTok, managed and creatively iterated for you, not set-and-forget.

Search and AI visibility

Google, full SEO, and visibility inside AI and LLM search, where your buyers look now.

Email and SMS

Automations and retention flows that run themselves once we wire them in, the same machine you just saw above.

Sales and call process

We tighten your team structure and call process, so the calls we book for you actually close.

Advanced server-side tracking

Attribution that survives the browser, so you know which ad made the sale.

Private software partner rates

You get access to the software partners we already run our own brands on, up to 50% off for your first two years.

Not on this page

Three things we only tell you once you’re in.

Part of the build isn’t written up anywhere, on purpose. You’ll see it on the call, after you’re approved.

A spokesperson asset nobody in your niche can copy.

We build it once per client, and only once per niche.

Shown after approval

A command-center dashboard, with a request line.

Daily reports and a direct line to request changes, live.

Shown after approval

A distribution system your competitors cannot guess.

It’s neither a channel nor a platform, and we’ll walk you through it on the call.

Shown after approval

The backend behind the backend

An AI system with memory that compounds.

Every engagement runs on Nexus, our self-extending AI system that keeps memory across your account and gets sharper every week. We also build you a custom app, bookings or a client portal, yours to keep.

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Who we take

Five clients, honestly. Not a marketing number.

We run our own coaching brand too, so every play we sell you is one we’ve tested with our own money. It’s a long-term, month-to-month partnership with an external CMO who runs their own P&L too.

Five clients, honestly

Real capacity, not a countdown timer. When we’re full, we say so.

We run our own brand too

Every strategy gets tested on our own coaching business first.

An external CMO, not a vendor

We care about your P&L, not the report you skim once a month.

Month to month, long-term

No lock-in, no exit fee, and no interest in a one-off campaign.

No contract

Month to month. A real guarantee.

No lock-in, no exit fee: the exact terms and performance clause are published, in writing, on our guarantee page, before you sign anything.

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One application, zero risk

Turn your streak into a system.

Apply, and whether or not we approve your business, our experts and tools audit your acquisition system and hand you the findings. Free, because we’d rather know you.

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